Category: irony

You don’t see any blind jokes these days….

MSN News: Woman, 30, Seriously hurt after being hit by Dodge 4X4. oh the Irony!

Just searched Sickipedia for Schrodinger and got no results. But now I look and there is one.

Ironically my step son is scared of lifts.

I pulled a big fat bird last night and took her back to mine. I left the T.V on all night and was awoken by the teletubbies theme tune. She said to me “I can’t believe I have been woken by the teletubbies” I said: “I know, how ironic; ‘Time for tubby bye bye.’”

Irony. Women moaning they spend too much time in the kitchen, and then wanting to spend all of Sunday walking around MFI.

The irony, Jade Goody’s husbands new show ‘super daddy’ is airing on Living TV.. Who said TV didn’t have a sense of humour?

My friend was explaining the meaning of irony to me when he suddenly got hit by an ambulance. I’m still none the wiser.

I did not understand irony until I met a girl down our chip shop and she swears she is Kirsty McColl

Never had the phrase “Takes one to know one” had more meaning than when Sickipedians call Michael Jackson a Paedophile

Have you noticed how all the subversive comedians satire observational comedy by observing something that only a minuscule amount of the audience would actually observe then saying “What’s all that about?” What’s all that about?

What have the News Of The World and Channel 4 got in common? Phone Jacker

When two aeroplanes nearly collide they call it a near miss. Sounds more like a near hit to me.

I was using Burger King’s free wi-fi, but couldn’t access some websites for being “tasteless”. Ironic when you’ve had one of their burgers.

I hate when people say things and don’t explain it properly, just like last Thursday.