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Got my own back today! Had to paint some lines for the car park at the toaster factory. Made them all just a little bit to small to fit a car in.
Continue ReadingGot my own back today! Had to paint some lines for the car park at the toaster factory. Made them all just a little bit to small to fit a car in.
Continue ReadingYou can’t even write racial abuse in excrement on someone’s car anymore. It’s political correctness gone mad.
Continue ReadingI love the sense of irony that we have in Britain although it does have one unfortunate drawback. Cher Lloyd now has a number one single.
Continue ReadingI just watched this 5 hour Black Ops tutorial on YouTube and I really couldn’t help feeling sorry for the guy as I thought to myself, ”Some people really have no life”.
Continue ReadingIn the last twelve months,the post office has recieved five million letters complaining about its service.As a result,it’s been able to anounce record annual profits.
Continue ReadingI’ve lost more friends on Facebook than I have in real life.
Continue ReadingMy wife said I’m really patronising to her all the time. I asked her for one time when this was true. She thought about it for a while and said “Ummm…What’s a good example?” I replied “Something that clearly denotes an occasion when you can reference your argument with an affirmed point.”
Continue ReadingOoh the irony of being told to ‘speak English’ by an American.
Continue ReadingAll the laptops made in China come with Face Detection .
Continue ReadingIronically, I seem to forget Remembrance Day every year…
Continue ReadingMy dad died when the first two letters of the CURRYS sign fell on him. Ironically, I never got chance to say goodbye.
Continue ReadingYou can’t beat Rihanna.
Continue ReadingIsn’t it ironic that Madonna, a woman, is telling us to join “The Quiet Revolution.”
Continue ReadingAlannis, take note. Irony is not ‘a thousand spoons when all you need is a knife’. Irony is the RAF dropping a box containing thousands of leaflets to tell Iraqis how they’re making things safer… directly on a small girl, killing her outright (BBC news story# 8282067)
Continue ReadingSo GS4 have lost the Old Trafford contract then. Not the first thing they have lost recentley,
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