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Anyone else think that the words ‘common sense’ are the most ironic in the english language?
Continue ReadingAnyone else think that the words ‘common sense’ are the most ironic in the english language?
Continue ReadingMy wife told me I should stop repressing bad memories. I try not to think about it too much.
Continue ReadingBBC NEWS:”Secure hospital ‘was left unlocked’ ” So its not secure then?
Continue ReadingIf winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?
Continue ReadingI Don’t know what I hate more ; Foreigners or Racial Tension.
Continue ReadingThe irony of when a gritter skids out of control.
Continue ReadingA black man asked me the other day what irony was, so I stabbed him and took his wallet.
Continue ReadingHow ironic, Message to all Nigerian Princes, If you are able to deposit 1.3 million pounds into an investment account at USB Bank, We will release a Nigerian Banker
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Continue ReadingThere’s nothing more ironic than seeing a wet floor sign that has fallen over.
Continue ReadingAnyone else think its ironic that “This Is It” is a PG?
Continue ReadingAs the head of security in a Saudi department store, I always find it ironic when I catch someone stealing gloves.
Continue ReadingRemember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
Continue ReadingI lost my keys this morning. I had turned the house upside down, when a mate of mine told me to look in the place I least expect. Strangely enough, my keys are NOT in locker E17 of the women’s changing room in Iffley Gym, st. Bernard’s street, Andorra. What a waste of a trip.
Continue ReadingIsn’t it ironic that wool’s worth more than Woolworths
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