Category: irony

I never understood the concept of clamping. You don’t want the car to park there, yet you put a device on the car’s wheel to ensure they can’t move. Genius.

Does anyone else see the irony in 25,000 Green Day fans singing ‘Minority’?

Why do they call it Living TV when there’s nothing but dead people on it?

I love it when people don’t get sarcasm.

Isn’t it ironic what you get when you take all the vowels out of female

Ironically, the Hairdressers Union are against cuts

When I got home last night the house was a mess, there was no tea made and my missus was lying on the settee. “My feet are killing me” she moaned. How I laughed at the irony as I kicked her to death.

I don’t believe it! They’ve started a skeptics club in my local area.

What a day for GoogleWave to launch

I read over a fire pamphlet in a hotel, which read: IN THE EVENT OF A FIRE: DO NOT: – Attempt to collect your belongings – Attempt to put out the fire yourself – Read over this pamphlet.

I was watching BBC NEWS this morning and one of the main headlines was how the Olympic flag has reached Brazil for preparation of the 2016 Olympics. As the Team GB athletes stood on the steps of the plane, I thought to myself… “We all have so much honor for our home nation!” The plane […]

I want to set up my own business selling kites. But I just can’t seem to get it off the ground.

My wife complained that I’m too old fashioned. “Nonsense”, I said, “Now get thee gone, wench, back to the skullery from wherest thou came and cease thoust chatter o’er much ado about nothing”. Brazen harlet.

Isn’t it ironic, after I spent months hanging around the gates trying to sneak into schools. My punishment was being put on the register.

Saw a book in the library today called “Don’t judge a book by its cover” But it looked dull so I left it.