Category: irony

BBC News: Plastic heart gives dad Matthew Green new lease of life. Just the chance to once again see his children on a sunny day will melt his heart.

I met this weird chick who was really into bondage but strangely insisted on no ties.

My wife said that I am becoming obsessed with Sickipedia. I didn’t like that, so I voted it down.

Irony: 10 inches of snow during a climate change summit.

Piers Morgan: Madonna is banned from new show because she’s boring and also a con-artist. Now that’s just ironic Piers.

Kinda ironic that a 12 year old boy will be performing at Michael Jackson’s farewell ceremony

The would be suicide bomber on the american flight on christmas day failed to blow up the plane, but his actions have made airports worldwide introduce the new Full Body Scanners that see you naked. So while he failed to murder white people for their perversions and what not, he succeeded in allowing us unlimited […]

It’s ironic how “common” sense is so difficult to find

BBC News: ‘2,400 jobs are to be axed as a result of Jobcentre Plus office closures.’ ”Staff will be offered jobs elsewhere”, said the Minister for Irony.

I read in the news “Benoit Mandelbrot, father of fractals, dies at 85” but when I looked closer it read… “Benoit Mandelbrot, father of fractals, dies at 85”

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell ‘mnemonic’?

My mate was supposed to be lending me his memory stick, He forgot it.

My mate was going to book the transfer deadline day off work so he could watch Sky Sports News. Then he realised he supports Everton.

Gordon Brown’s resignation has made a significant impact on the British public and beyond. Eastenders was cancelled.

I was just playing Call Of Duty with my black friend, he killed me and said “You got owned”. Oh the irony.