Exactly how clean IS a wh …
Exactly how clean IS a whistle?
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Continue ReadingBBC News: Middlesbrough Ladies Football Team excited by trip to North Korea I bet they are. Going to a place thats less depressing than Middlesbrough is something to get excited about!
Continue ReadingIronically, black jokes don’t work on black people.
Continue ReadingGingernut Biscuits. Packs sold seperately. Oh the irony.
Continue ReadingA mate asked me “do you have any repressed memories?” “Yeah” I said, “but I forget which ones.”
Continue ReadingI can resist anything except temptation.
Continue ReadingBBC Wales news: A Man from a local traveller camp in Merthyr Tydfil, dies from injuries received after falling off the back of his own lorry. How ironic.
Continue ReadingProcrastination, because writing this joke means delaying another few minutes.
Continue ReadingDave’s girlfriend left him today. She said it was because Dave wouldn’t stop talking in the third person.
Continue ReadingEvening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
Continue ReadingSKYNEWS – “Carlos Tevez signs lucrative deal to become the new spokesperson of Kettle Crisps.”
Continue ReadingCivil aviation is making miracles: your breakfast in Rome, your lunch in London, your dinner in New York, your luggage in Bangladesh.
Continue ReadingNews: African fruit burns 12.3 lbs of fat every 28 days Mother Nature, the only woman with a sense of humour
Continue ReadingA traveller once asked me if I knew the definition of Irony. So I ignored him and carried on pitching my caravan in his back yard.
Continue ReadingIrony:Telling someone on facebook to get a life.
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