Category: irony

I can smell something burning…… I probably should get up and have a look, but I think the smoke alarm will let me know if it’s important.

I always watch my films online. That way I don’t have to sit though those god-awful piracy warnings.

One of my favourite things to do is to try and pack myself into a small suitcase. I can barely contain myself.

Out of respect, I decided to watch a women’s football match and treat it just like any other game of football – which is all they’re asking for really. So there I was in a quiet stadium when I thought I’d help lift the atmosphere. “Come on ladies, speed it up a bit!” “Oh, so […]

“Explosion At Hospital Treating Bomb Victims” If that doesn’t scream Irony then I don’t know what does

Is’nt it ironic how we have all turned into those people that Mummy said we should avoid when we were young!

My wife thinks I’m too nosey; at least, that’s what she wrote in her diary and texted to all her mates.

“Trapped Miners Told To Sing For Their Sanity” How about “release me”?

Believe it or not but Bob’s my uncle.

Irony – Thieves stealing your Burgler Alarm.

With all these jokes on here about the vevezulas at the world cup, its a wonder no-one has spelt it wrong

I saw that new advert for Pizza Hut today that said “Now, order with your iPhone.” Question… Couldn’t you always order with your iPhone, seeing as it is, in fact, a phone?

It’s quite ironic i saw a person who suffers from ADD driving a ford focus.

Ironic – The only time you want your wife to open her mouth she “has an headache”….

Isn’t it ironic that the American’s emergency service number is 9/11?