Category: irony

Just a point. You know those campaigns intended to stop people illegally downloading movies, and to encourge them to buy DVDs? Do you not have to buy a DVD to see it?

I like to try and have a good, positive outlook on my life After all, knowing my luck it’ll be over in a couple of years

A bad workman blames his fools EDIT: *tools stupid keyboard.

BBC News: Fears over paedophile’s history Well you wouldnt expect their computer to be filled with the nicest of things…

The definition of irony: A site full of people joking about how stupid others are, while every other joke refers to the 50,000 dead in Haiti as “half a million.”

The police came around to arrest me due to the negligence of my housebound son… Luckily I wasn’t home.

SKY NEWS “Church Worker Stabbed At Anti-Crime Event ” Carlsberg don’t do irony…

Does anyone else notice the irony of when somebody says; “I’m speechless”

I found a website today for anorexics, it boasts about being the largest one. Oh the irony.

Just found a recent quote from Gareth Barry, “The management are doing well to keep us away from the media.” He said this on Sky Sports News by the way.

What hits your lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

Hi, I’m a U.S Squaddie. And chucking that grenade through that window was my idea.

Broken clocks, I just haven’t got the time.

Unlike some people, I’m perfectly able to admit when I’m wrong. Or at least I would be, if I were ever wrong.

I immediately hate people who make snap judgements.