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My mate is by far the coo …

May 23qjoq.comLeave a Comment on My mate is by far the coo …

My mate is by far the coolest guy in his IT company – he’s Domain Man

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I started a facebook grou …

May 22qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I started a facebook grou …

I started a facebook group a few months ago called ‘Talking to people in the real word’ 0 people like this.

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I accidentally used AOL.c …

May 21qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I accidentally used AOL.c …

I accidentally used AOL.com to search for something today. I feel like everyone who works there probably high-fived each other and got really hopeful about the future.

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Statistically, 50% of Sic …

May 19qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Statistically, 50% of Sic …

Statistically, 50% of Sickipedians who post Micheal Jackson jokes… …can’t even spell ‘Michael.’

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Big news from microsoft.. …

May 19qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Big news from microsoft.. …

Big news from microsoft… They haven’t found a security flaw in Internet Explorer for at least two days now.

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I couldn’t get on to this …

May 19qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I couldn’t get on to this …

I couldn’t get on to this website this afternoon so I exitedly checked BBC news to see who’d died.

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Parents, please stop usin …

May 15qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Parents, please stop usin …

Parents, please stop using your kids as your profile picture on Facebook. I don’t like sending raunchy messages to you.

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I used to be scared of Mr …

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I used to be scared of Mr T… Until I found out he was into Warcraft.

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Number 372. I met you in …

May 14qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Number 372. I met you in …

Number 372. I met you in the park one night as I was walking home. You started following me and ended up dragging me behind a bush despite my pleas for you to stop. After raping me and recording the event you found me on facebook and tagged me in the video. How we can […]

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i have a question for ask …

May 12qjoq.comLeave a Comment on i have a question for ask …

i have a question for ask ollie. why isn’t google working on my phone?

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Its not just the people i …

May 11qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Its not just the people i …

Its not just the people in DR Congo who are having a really bad day. Last night I posted three jokes on here and this morning I have “3 unread messages”

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I accidentally sold my ki …

May 11qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I accidentally sold my ki …

I accidentally sold my kidneys on ebay and at first I could not comprehend the severity of the situation. It took a while to filter through.

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With all these immigrants …

May 10qjoq.comLeave a Comment on With all these immigrants …

With all these immigrants arriving, I’m beginning to wonder how long it will take Sickipedia to become Sikhipedia.

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An empty web browser hist …

May 8qjoq.comLeave a Comment on An empty web browser hist …

An empty web browser history is a sure sign of guilt.

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Statisically, 9/10 Sickip …

May 6qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Statisically, 9/10 Sickip …

Statisically, 9/10 Sickipedia jokes will appear in someone’s Facebook status.

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