Category: internet

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Nothing says “I’m an obese, ugly and depressed woman with a face like a bag of spanners”, more than having fantasy pictures of fairies and warrior princesses instead of real profile pictures on Facebook.

Wylis wrote: The duplicate checker on here is about as effective as the one in China! ———————————————————————————— Wylis wrote: The duplicate checker on here is about as effective as the one in China!

I haven’t seen this many negative score’s since I marked that American platoon’s I.Q. test’s.

Why don’t they just put a page full of jokes on ‘the database latency too high’ page.

Logged onto sickipedia and got greeted with, “Welcome back UnluckyFriedKitten, would you like to go clubbing this weekend?” Well thanks, but I still have that pending court case with Green Peace, you know how it is…

I wanted a joke about Josef Fritzl today, so naturally I went on Sickipedia. It was only when I looked through the categories did I think that it’s only this site where you’d consider looking for a domestic rapist under ‘celebrities’.

BREAKING NEWS: Sickipedia officially outranks the Twin Towers as the biggest crash site of all time.

Computer: 200 Internet connection: 30 The look on your Gran’s face when you tell her the difference between the Pope and Madeleine McCann: Priceless ………………………………………………………………………………………….. Gran’s funeral: 1000 There are some things in life which won’t get you early inheritance: for everything else there’s Sickipedia.

The Internet- It doesn’t make you stupid, it just makes your stupidity more accessible to others.

I just saw an advert on Facebook which said “Do you also love cute baby pics like this one? Then click on ‘Like’ below to see many more funny and cute baby pictures.” Facebook knows me too well..

Just seen this facebook group: ”Can this egg get more fans than Katie Price?” The egg has already been laid, I think it’s only fair to give everyone else a chance.

Just seen a Facebook group called: ‘Join if u say “b-e-a-u-ti-ful when writing beatiful!’ Clearly they forgot to say it the second time round…

What’s the difference between Brisbane and my spam email filter? My email has flood detection.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know