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The right side of sickipedia must have depression, it’s always so negative.
Continue ReadingThe right side of sickipedia must have depression, it’s always so negative.
Continue ReadingI feel sorry for the person who writes those Wikipedia pages. I bet teachers never accept his homework.
Continue ReadingWow! the only thing worst than my jokes is the sickipedia check for exisiting scheme! but anyway i’m in this internet cafe…
Continue ReadingFunny how the ‘network timeout’ sign on Firefox, comes up everytime I go on something naughty.
Continue ReadingThe updated ‘Add a joke’ function on Sickipedia has more checks, than a Moscow brothel.
Continue ReadingBBC NEWS: Bath entrepreneur ‘holds the key’ to the worlds internet security Can you imagine if someone got hold of that key and turned the internet off? We would all be fu
Continue ReadingI was in a restaurant last night and the waiter asked me to cover his shift for 60 seconds. I thought; “Wait a minute…”
Continue ReadingSince Sickipedia’s update, random symbols have started to appear in new jokes. Oh well, at least now Americans have a chance of spelling pedophile correctly.
Continue ReadingI have a phd in washing machinery, people call me the spin doctor
Continue ReadingMy wife told me she was annoyed by my “lack of moral consistency,” and explained that I shouldn’t find offensive jokes, for example about domestic violence, acceptable while being outraged if someone posts a duplicate. Her remarks inspired this little number: What does the duplicate checker and my wife’s jaw have in common? They’re both […]
Continue ReadingI was outraged yesterday to find that facebook had suggested that my 12 year old son became a fan of Adolf Hitler. I immediately switched off his computer, beat him and sent him to bed without supper. I can’t believe he wasn’t already a fan.
Continue ReadingNote to self: Don’t post any “clever” jokes or ones with long words when the majority of users are likely to be Americans
Continue ReadingEvery site I go on, there’s an advert pressing me to have a personal avatar done But I wont be drawn.
Continue ReadingI can’t remember whether I spend all my spare time on Sickipedia because I don’t have a girlfriend, or I don’t have a girlfriend because I spend all my spare time on Sickipedia.
Continue ReadingThe Sickipedia Duplication Checker. Making Emile Heskey look comparatively effective since 2010.
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