I really don’t understand …
I really don’t understand EBay. I’ve got valuable items on there that don’t get a bit of interest, but some tatty old pictures of me as a kid in the bath has already got 6 bids.
Continue ReadingI really don’t understand EBay. I’ve got valuable items on there that don’t get a bit of interest, but some tatty old pictures of me as a kid in the bath has already got 6 bids.
Continue ReadingMe? On MSN? Don’t be silly. I have a social life outside, not sitting on the computer all day like some sad nerd. And (yn) it will stay that way.
Continue ReadingMy wife said that our wedding was the happiest day of her life. Mine too; One of my jokes scored 300 points that day.
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend just joined the group “I miss being a little kid”… Me too, she’d be much more attractive.
Continue ReadingFacebook: Reducing the amount of Birthday cards i get since 2003
Continue ReadingChuck Norris has only ever farted once. His trip to Haiti did not go well.
Continue ReadingI ended up joining Facebook. I figured if it can get Rage Against The Machine to number 1 surely it can get me laid.
Continue ReadingGordon Brown is worried because in recent elections he hasn’t had many votes, maybe he should post an anti-American joke on sickipedia, that seems to work for everyone on here.
Continue Reading“Not everything on the internet is true…” Wait, so you mean there’s not beautiful singles in my area dying to meet me?
Continue Reading“Child portable car-seat” Google Suggestions’ last ditch effort to save your soul
Continue ReadingJust spent a day with the wife and kids, I managed to get some work done around the house too. In fact I even had a chance to sit down for a romantic meal with the wife! I think I speak for most men when I say this… Please Sickipedia, Never-Ever leave me again
Continue ReadingI think someone needs to go into the library and ask for a book on lowering database latency…
Continue ReadingWarning! DO NOT use Facebook and Sickipedia whilst drunk: now my entire family, friends and ex-boss know exactly what I want to do with my seven-year-old twin girls, a ball gag, a jar of marmite and a weekend in a Premier Inn.
Continue ReadingJokes on Sickipedia are like your average steak. They’re neither rare nor well done.
Continue ReadingThe Internet: Preventing wet dreams since 1994.
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