I was installing my grand …
I was installing my grandmas Internet when she collapsed and died… I was devastated, we had a good connection.
Continue ReadingI was installing my grandmas Internet when she collapsed and died… I was devastated, we had a good connection.
Continue ReadingI hate how my wikipedia page neglects to mention my love of skiing and focuses almost entirely on the whole kidnap/murder thing.
Continue ReadingIf it doesn’t do anything, does that mean Carlsberg is black?
Continue ReadingThey say the simplest of things can ruin strong relationships… …for me, it was forgetting to press Ctrl-Shift-p
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend accused me of not living in the real world today. Me and my World of Warcraft buddies were shocked.
Continue ReadingYou know when you spend to much time on Sickipedia when somebody tells you that their uncle died of a heart attack in the local Chicken Cottage Restaurant, and the only reply you give is… “pfft, Chicken Cottage isn’t a proper restaurant”
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