Let’s face it, all of us …
Let’s face it, all of us are far too handsome and interesting to use this website’s new dating service. I mean, personally, I feel I’m good enough to pull girls on Club Penguin.
Continue ReadingLet’s face it, all of us are far too handsome and interesting to use this website’s new dating service. I mean, personally, I feel I’m good enough to pull girls on Club Penguin.
Continue ReadingHow do you keep a fat stupid Yank occupied for hours? Reveal the rest of this joke.
Continue ReadingWhats Facebook and Sickipedia got in common? They Both have dedication pages to dead people.
Continue ReadingThe internet is a drug. You get on for 1 minute to check your mail, 4 hours later your pants are down by your ankles and you feel all awkward and lonely.
Continue ReadingI wanted to go on the Lego website but the site was blocked.
Continue ReadingSickipedia has become totally overrun by kids finding humour in Pokemon, Facebook and Call of Duty. These days I only read the jokes to work out who I should groom next.
Continue ReadingStatistically… 9 out of 10 Sickipedians were disappointed with their Christmas cracker jokes. ————————————————- The other 1 out of 10 was an American.
Continue ReadingBill Gates just started a chain of restaurants. Customer: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill and I’ll be your support staff. May I please have your telephone number, and address? Your visit may be monitored for training purposes. Now, please tell me your problem. Customer: There’s a fly in my soup! Waiter: Please exit […]
Continue ReadingI was recreating silent comic Harold Lloyd’s famous clock scene when I thought, “Hold on a minute”.
Continue ReadingNo matter what you search for on youtube, there’s always a 6-year-old Asian kid doing it blindfolded.
Continue ReadingNo duplicates. No Americans. No server crashes. Carlsberg don’t make Sickipedia…
Continue ReadingComing soon to a town near you…. “SICKIPEDIA THE MUSICAL” Featuring all your favourite songs, “We hate Americans” “My girlfriend is 8 years old” “Who’s in the cellar daddy?” “Maddie…….I love you….. but you’re dead”
Continue ReadingI’ve been told i use the internet too much and i have trouble differentiating the real world with my online life. This was discovered after i wanted to ask a girl out on a date and got arrested for writing on her wall. When i sent her a poo it didn’t go down well either. […]
Continue ReadingYou know there’s a problem when the only reason you login to Facebook is to post a joke that you know will inflame 90% of your Friend List.
Continue ReadingIt was the funeral of the wife’s mother yesterday. At the graveside I broke down in tears. “Thought you didn’t like her?” the wife whispered. “I didn’t. But seeing her being buried reminds me of what happens to most of my jokes”.
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