First Steven Griffiths, t …
First Steven Griffiths, then Gary Coleman and finally Derrick Bird. That’s 3 Sickipedia members we’ve lost in the past week.
Continue ReadingFirst Steven Griffiths, then Gary Coleman and finally Derrick Bird. That’s 3 Sickipedia members we’ve lost in the past week.
Continue ReadingI had a problem with my internet connection this morning. I phoned BT and spoke to a guy called Sanjay who was based in India. He said, “There does seem to be a problem, One of our engineers will be with you on Monday”. I said, “Okay, but I’m not paying for his flight”.
Continue ReadingDon’t you just hate those weirdos on chatroulette who ruin it for the rest of us by not masturbating?
Continue ReadingA website recently suggested I join it’s spin-off online dating community. It’s me and four thousand other racist male grammar nerds.
Continue ReadingWhy is it that you suddenly turn into a comedy genius when the sickipedia screen says “slow down there tiger you have to wait 59 minutes to post another joke”?
Continue ReadingI read in a newspaper Sickipedia was only ‘Black Humour’. But how wrong could they be, it’s full of Jade Goody Humour as well.
Continue ReadingWhy did the queer cross the road? To get to the other backside.
Continue ReadingThe planking epidemic is getting out of hand. The old lady next door has been laying outside for 3 days…
Continue ReadingI went on to Ask Jeeves the other day. I asked: “Why is Google so much better than you?”
Continue ReadingGoogle just returned 3,550,000,000 results for my search. Cancel my afternoon appointments.
Continue ReadingITN Reports: “Facebook ‘helps children’s writing skills” WTF? PMSL
Continue ReadingSickipedia: Proof that giving Americans the vote in anything is a bad idea.
Continue Reading“British girl, 9, killed in rafting tragedy in Turkey” No Google, that’s not what I was asking for when I searched for ‘watersports with underage girls’.
Continue ReadingI think I’ve been spending too long on the internet. Every time I meet a Nigerian I immediately say, “Sorry to hear about your father.”
Continue ReadingNo facebook I don’t want to use your friend finder, if I had friends to find I would be outside with them not sitting at my computer on facebook
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