I love apple juice. If on …
I love apple juice. If only they made it in some sort of solid, portable form…..
Continue ReadingI love apple juice. If only they made it in some sort of solid, portable form…..
Continue ReadingI had to ring up the Walkers customer care line earlier as there was a crisp in my pack of ready salted air.
Continue ReadingI don’t really like spiced chicken but I’ll have it on o-cajun.
Continue ReadingThe closest I’ve come to murder is holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop.
Continue ReadingWell I was going to drink Magner’s cider irresponsibly, but in the top right hand corner there was a tiny sign in white writing which read ‘Drink sensibly’. So I did.
Continue Reading“Dr Pepper, what’s the worse that can happen?” ‘Well you might not be able to have any kids.’
Continue ReadingSleep is like coffee for people who have too much time on their hands.
Continue ReadingWe had an Indian take-away delivered last night, Now the fridge stinks of curry. I guess we should dump the body before they start looking for their driver.
Continue ReadingWhat do you do if a restaurant serves you bad dumplings? Suet
Continue ReadingNow I’m not going to brag, but the chips I make at my chip shop are so good they’ve been in The Mirror, The Sun and many other newspapers.
Continue ReadingJust looked at the label on a packet of ham i bought, it read ‘70% water’. Surely then it’s ham flavoured water.
Continue ReadingI’ve been watching a TV series about how fish live their lives…. I’m totally hooked.
Continue ReadingBeans, alphabet spaghetti for the blind.
Continue ReadingWhen ever I eat out at McDonald’s, I like to have a Happy Meal… So I leave the wife and kids at home.
Continue ReadingSomeone told me I was intabred and I agreed. I do like bread.
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