I’m so un-hip, I can’t ev …
I’m so un-hip, I can’t even get into a club foot.
Continue ReadingI’m so un-hip, I can’t even get into a club foot.
Continue ReadingBBC news: In the trial of Stephen Lawrence the jury were shown the clothes he was wearing on the fateful. A bright blue cardigan, a red polo shirt and a pair of lime green corduroy trousers. He may have been killed by the fashion police.
Continue ReadingI used to wear Carbrini clothing…….. then I got a job.
Continue ReadingI recently went to a funeral in Liverpool, people were outraged when I turned up in my best tracksuit… They’d all came in casual ones.
Continue ReadingI’m not happy with this new Origami clothing. It always looks creased no matter how carefully I fold it.
Continue ReadingI always get really frustrated trying to put clothes in my wardrobe. Think I could do with some Hanger Management.
Continue ReadingTopman website: Ways to wear Chinos. I’ve got a hunch that “On your legs” is going to be up there.
Continue ReadingI went to the police station in a top hat, bow tie and flippers. They said I should ‘make a statement’.
Continue ReadingThere is a thin line between looking indie and looking homeless.
Continue ReadingA Kappa tracksuit. The closest You’ll ever get, to two naked women.
Continue ReadingDon’t blame peer pressure, it makes fat mongs eat less and wear makeup
Continue ReadingFlares are being thrown outside Top Shop in Oxford Street. Didn’t know they still stocked them.
Continue ReadingCesc Fabregas has secured a new sponsorship deal since his move to Barcelona A 5 year deal with bench.
Continue ReadingBald people face discrimination. One guy told me he “can’t help my kind,” and asked me to leave his shop! He was an awful barber anyway.
Continue ReadingJust bought a coat with elbow patches, I didn’t even know they were legal tender.
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