Category: fashion

Fashion designer John Galliano was devastated to be sacked from Christian Dior. He is said to be much happier today after getting a new job making fancy dress outfits for Prince Harry and a range of new clothing for Mel Gibson

My parents were dog stylists before they started traveling the world preaching the word of God. As a child, it was always difficult explaining to people that my folks were into doggiestyle BEFORE the missionary position.

I just bought a new suit and went into the bedroom to see what the wife thought of it She said ” its very nice…. Give us a twirl” I said ” Why are you always thinking about chocolate you fat cow, we’ve just had our dinner!”

I’ve booked an appointment with my tailor to shorten the length of my trousers. I hope he turns up.

There’s a new trend at school. The girls are coming in with designer bags such as D+G, Valentino, Prada and Gucci. But when I walk in with my “netto” bag I get laughed at.

Have you heard about the newest fashion trend? Men wearing Ugg boots. Apparently they’re called Muggs.

I asked the missus this morning what size she is, as I was buying her Christmas presents She told me she was a size 10. The trouble I had getting shoes in her size!

Following his performance at the Masters golf today, Ian Poulter said he needs to shoot a round in the 60’s if he’s to have any chance to winning tomorrow. Looking at your dress sense Ian, I think you’re already there.