I wasn’t very happy with …
I wasn’t very happy with the clothes order that came through the mail today. They were a bit small and didn’t really fit, but I think I’ll still keep them. They were for next door anyway.
Continue ReadingI wasn’t very happy with the clothes order that came through the mail today. They were a bit small and didn’t really fit, but I think I’ll still keep them. They were for next door anyway.
Continue ReadingTo get the creases out of your clothes, you’ve got to strike while the iron’s hot.
Continue ReadingI went to a Asthma Awareness fashion show last week. I was shocked. Even the fat chicks were breathtaking.
Continue ReadingBrantano customers. Throw your purchases away and wear the boxes instead. They’ll be harder-wearing, more stylish and better fitting.
Continue ReadingMen in Uggs….. Muggs!
Continue ReadingI buy all my genes from Primark. So I too, can be a hard-working young Asian.
Continue Reading“Returning stolen goods” is the new black.
Continue ReadingWhat do Dreadlocks and children have in common? If you play around with them too much they get messed up.
Continue ReadingIt has just occurred to me the obvious similarities between Kary Price and Frankenstien’s monster. Both are unnatural attempts at beauty that went horribly wrong, and are now left to wonder aimlessly with a bellow average intelligence and hated by everyone.
Continue ReadingA mate of mine walked into the pub with a fish on his head. The fish was positioned quite high on his head with its broad tail hanging down the back of his neck like a curtain. “Evening Dave!” I said, “Nice mullet.”
Continue ReadingStanding in line behind an American woman at McDonald’s. She’s wearing those jeans, you know the ones with the patch on the back pocket that says ” Guess”. I’m thinking 450, maybe 500 pounds.
Continue ReadingIf being a size double 0 is fashionable, then why don’t we see starving Ethiopians on the catwalk?
Continue ReadingI thought I saw a mobile circus today. Turns out it was just a fat bird in a maxi dress.
Continue ReadingI was shopping in Primark today when I thought; “Wait a minute, I have money”
Continue ReadingThe Daily mail have described Alexander McQueen as ‘the most influential designer of his generation’ Here’s hoping this influence continues and Sarah Jessica Parker, Victoria Beckham and Elton John all follow his lead?
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