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Continue ReadingWhat’s the definition of a gentleman? Someone who can play the bagpipes, but doesn’t.
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Continue ReadingToday’s redneck definition: Obama – “I bought me a case of beer and drank it Obama self.”
Continue ReadingAxe (verb) – What a black person does when they have a question.
Continue ReadingI have two pet hates. Much more fun than having a cat or a dog
Continue ReadingMorning sickness The feeling when waking up after a night out and rolling over to discover exactly what hippo, elephant or whale it was you unashamedly ploughed for 30 seconds.
Continue Readingwhat’s a sheep’s definition of pain? A black welshman
Continue ReadingMidgets. So that even Dwarfs can feel useful
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Continue ReadingA large piece of cloth intended to keep the user warm especially while sleeping. I really need to stop with these blanket statements.
Continue ReadingDilapidated: The ability to perform huge throw-ins.
Continue ReadingConscience – this silent voice, that tells you somebody could see you…
Continue ReadingI looked up the definition of “definition” today. It read, “Get a life”.
Continue ReadingTomorrow: (noun) The greatest labour saving device of today.
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