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What is the definition of impossible? Using all of your Rizla papers before the cardboard packaging runs out.
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Continue ReadingIrony: Soldiers playing “Risk” in Afghanistan.
Continue ReadingHedonistic (n) – Victoria Beckham
Continue ReadingWhat’s the definition of gross? When you go down on a pregnant woman and something grabs your tongue.
Continue ReadingIntermittent: (adj) Where I went when it started to rain on my camping holiday.
Continue ReadingThe definition of irony: Supernanny Jo Frost giving weight loss tips to parents about their kids.
Continue ReadingDIVORCE: Future tense of marriage.
Continue ReadingWhoever invented the phrase, “And one for good luck”, obviously never met someone with Downs Syndrome.
Continue ReadingAwkward: when someone stops you in the street for directions an you end up walking the same way next to each other
Continue ReadingNothing says you’re a mute.
Continue ReadingFoot (noun): Device used for finding lego in the dark.
Continue ReadingWhat do you call a woman who has been mauled on the side of her head by a cat ? Claudia
Continue ReadingPMT: (n) An afternoon hot beverage.
Continue ReadingDefinition of contradiction! As seen on teletext, Healthy people are dying of swine flu.
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