Category: definitions

Ethnic Cleansing….. Not to be confused with a showering black person.

Definition of Idiotic: A person who pays full price for a sofa.

Tesco backs cruelty to puppies… …every little yelps.

I nearly died with fright when I was told I suffer from Macroxenoglossophobia

Limousine – a collective noun for a group of slags.

Miser. A hard person to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.

Gastronomy is the science of using a telescope to watch fat people eating.

The man who invented verbs didn’t really know what he was doing.

What do you call an epileptic lesbian? A vibrator.

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Definition of a Yorkshire man, A Scots man with all the generosity squeezed out of him!

Anorexia- Making meals out of nothing

Rubbish – The stuff you throw away. Stuff – The rubbish you keep.

Stockings: Basically tights with an al fresco eating area.

What is a cloak? The mating call of a Chinese toad.