Football: Americans no go …
Football: Americans no good at it,invented their own version that no other country plays thus they cant be beaten at it!
Continue ReadingFootball: Americans no good at it,invented their own version that no other country plays thus they cant be beaten at it!
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Continue ReadingIf I were to make money out of thin air, it’d be fraud. If a bank does it, it’s “credit”
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Continue ReadingI have an existential map, it has’ you are here’ written all over it.
Continue ReadingCarpet: (noun) A friendly, furry animal; kept in your automobile.
Continue ReadingI finally took my daughter’s advice and read the dictionary today, apparently no really does mean no.
Continue ReadingMusic : Ruins Babestation.
Continue ReadingEnjoying my morning glory this morning when my mum walked in and said ‘dont u think its time to get up’,i think i gave the wrong answer when i looked at her all seductively and replied ‘im already up darling’……….
Continue ReadingDefinition of Rapping: Poetry read aggressively by a black man.
Continue ReadingWorship (n) – a Geordie’s boat.
Continue ReadingDefinition of pointless: Jobless people on Facebook updating their status to ‘thank god it’s Friday’.
Continue ReadingAvoidable: what a bullfighter tries to do.
Continue ReadingDefinition of pressure: A wife, a mistress and a mortgage. All one month late
Continue ReadingPencils: for people who plan on making mistakes.
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