I just bought the the wif …
I just bought the the wife a new ipad. She said “Isn’t modern technology great nowadays, I can’t wait to use this I’m due on next week”
Continue ReadingI just bought the the wife a new ipad. She said “Isn’t modern technology great nowadays, I can’t wait to use this I’m due on next week”
Continue ReadingMy mate’s computer stores too many cookies. It must be a Dell.
Continue ReadingI used to get confused by Skyrim… But then I took a banana to the forehead.
Continue ReadingMy new gadget arrived this morning. “What is it Dad?” my son asked as I opened the three foot by three foot box, “A laptop or an desktop?”. “No son, it’s just my free upgrade to the new Nokia” I replied.
Continue ReadingMy grandad doesn’t do well with technology. I bought him a digital frame and now he’s starting to think he has Alzheimer’s.
Continue ReadingJust bought an iPod Touch. It’s just like an iPhone, but you can’t make calls. No, wait, it’s exactly like an iPhone.
Continue ReadingI’m sick of these pop-ups Windows keeps putting on my computer saying that my copy isn’t genuine. Don’t you think I knew that when I downloaded it illegally?
Continue ReadingBlackberry is now as usefull as a Nokia 5110, BUT! without Snake…..
Continue ReadingSky have brought out a new version of their HD box that saves energy by going into standby mode after 12 hours. It’s called a Sky Tasmin Archer Box or “sleeping satellite” as the engineers like to call it.
Continue ReadingApples response to numerous complaints: The iPology
Continue ReadingIf I leave my computer for a while, a picture of Sean Connery holding a razor comes on. It’s my screen shaver.
Continue ReadingBeen working like a trojan all day. Went through everyone’s computer at work.
Continue ReadingApple will now offer a free iPhone case for all iPhone users. It’s not going to help reception, but it protects the iPhone after you throw it against the wall.
Continue ReadingHere’s some advice – don’t open Windows Speech Recognition and Daft Punk’s ‘Technologic’ on your computer at the same time. I’m still sorting out the mess 2 weeks later.
Continue ReadingConversation between a man looking round a computer shop and a salesman:
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