Category: computers/technology

Just finished watching the video of Colonel Gaddafi and its safe to say that I am disgusted.. 240p render quality, I mean I knew the rebels where under equipped but jeeez..

A 17 year old boy in China has sold his kidney so he could get the money to buy an iPad 2. That’s a high price to pay… considering the iPad was made by his 5 year old brother.

I’m Wikipedia, and Windows were actually the Romans’ idea.

My new iPhone’s kinda like my girlfriend… I use it, then lock it away in a box.

Barack Obama, David Cameron and Bill Gates are called to a meeting by God about the future. “I have given you the chance to help change the world and you have failed, tell your people the world will end in 2 weeks” God announced. Barack Obama said, “I have good news and bad news, the […]

I can’t believe all the singles in my area want to meet me, probably because of all the iPads I’ve won.

Technology these days, eh? The latest bit of kit my grandma got was acting up earlier and making weird noises, so I tried the good old ‘turning it on and off again’ method, and when that didn’t work, I decided to open the plug up with a bread knife, to check the fuse. I almost […]

No friends? There’s an app for that.

I can hack into any computer. All I need is an axe.

I see Apple are supposedly releasing an iPhone Mini, I’m just waiting for the iPhone shuffle that calls random people.

I don’t see all the fuss, people in Ballymena reckon they’ve already had iPads for several years now.

Sky News: Briton ‘Ran Social Nework Site For Paedos’ Or “Sickipedia,” as we like to call it

Yes Apple, what I really wanted was a heavier, bigger version of my iPod, too big to fit in my pocket, so that whenever I want to change tracks I have to open a briefcase, which I must carry around all day everyday. Thanks

I’ve thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year’s resolution. 1024×768.

My wife said she’s leaving me today because of my obsession with modern warfare 3. Let’s see of she can get past the claymore at the front door