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There are only 49 acheivements on Halo 3 they say the 50th is having your girlfriend dump you
Continue ReadingThere are only 49 acheivements on Halo 3 they say the 50th is having your girlfriend dump you
Continue Readingisn’t it funny how ‘fat’ on predictive text comes up as ‘eat’.
Continue ReadingMy laptop stopped working when I left it in direct sunlight I blame windows
Continue ReadingI’ve just bought a new Dell laptop… When I switch it on it calls me a ‘Plonker’.
Continue ReadingThey say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. That’s nothing, because if you play it forwards, it installs Windows.
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend is an idiot. She says I play my Xbox too much because I named my headset; ‘Mike’.
Continue ReadingI’ve always wondered what would happen if i deleted my recycle bin…
Continue ReadingHas anyone seen the interactive ‘stop knife crime’ advert at the bottom left corner of the Windows Live Messenger contacts page, where you can pick up the knife by scrolling over the picture? The hand is black. surprise surprise…
Continue ReadingI’m an idiot and installing Windows 7 on my computer was my idea…
Continue ReadingAnd then there was the woman who was married to a succession of three Microsoft employees and still died a virgin: Her first husband was in Training, and kept teaching her how to do it herself. The second was in Sales, and kept telling her how good it was going to be. And the third […]
Continue ReadingCapitalism sucks! Sent via iPhone.
Continue ReadingI own a small zoo and a pirate ship. Although not at the same time…. I don’t have that much Lego.
Continue ReadingSilly Kodak. They should have invented a camera with a phone on it.
Continue ReadingStudents arrested for hacking Call Of Duty? Should have had Scrambler Pro.
Continue ReadingI don’t know why I used to be scared of computers. It’s not like they byte.
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