Category: children

It was my 3 year old son’s birthday last week, and he really wanted a Buzz Lightyear toy. I searched high and low for it, from shop to shop. Finally, after hours of looking, I found it, but it was fifty quid. I thought that was a bit expensive, but I bought it anyway. He […]

I’m not saying I’m a bad parent or anything but it did take a photo on a milk carton before I realised my son was missing.

I had my daughter crying her eyes out today. She caught me hitting her Go-Go hamster with a hammer. But the tears soon turned to laughter…When she realised it was a real hamster and not her favourite toy.

I want my children to have all the things i couldn’t afford. Then I’ll move back in with them.

Checking into “Maddie’s Hide Out” on Facebookis a good way to get your self deleted.

Is it just me or is Hannah Montana getting on a bit now?

How can you tell if your girlfriend is too old? She’s started getting homework

I coach a schoolboy football team. In today’s match, and the very last kick of the game, our goalkeeper let the ball through his legs and gave away the goal that cost us the match. After the game he came over and said, “Sorry, coach, I should have kept my legs shut.” I said, “It’s […]

Headteachers, why do you allow pupils to rattle their bikes behind the fingering wall ?

After setting the orphanage on fire, I stood back and watched the kids clawing and scrambling to get out the front door, pushing, shoving, even trampling over one another. Children can be so cruel.

Parents who never thought things through when naming their child no. 96: Phil McCrevis

MSN News: NSPCC: Abused children ‘in every school’ I knew they couldn’t be trusted!

What do children and dreams have in common? If you follow them both for too long, people become suspicious.

Bing Horn? Now I know Matt Bellamy is in to his music but is there any need to call your child after two sounds?

A child is for life not just for a council house and benifits