Category: animals/insects

On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, this man got a small puppy as a present for his son. Not having time to get the paper work to take the puppy on board, the man just hid the pup down the front of his pants and snuck him on board the […]

I was hiking through the woods when I came face to face with bigfoot. “Do you mind if I fake a photo?” I asked him.

Some chavs broke into the local zoo and threw two penguins into the lion enclosure. But don’t worry, they couldn’t get the wrappers off.

In recent studies, Shih Tzu dogs are the most likely to attack a person. Maybe if we stopped calling them Shih Tzu’s they’d feel a lot calmer.

What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit.

I seen two Pheasants racing to get the last few seeds from the bird feed when one fell over. The other pheasant stopped and waited till the first got back on it’s feet. I thought to myself “fair game”.

I redecorated my birds bathroom last night. I put a copy of The Daily Telegraph at the bottom of her cage.

Iv’e killed thousands of whales in my time but I don’t like to harpoon about it.

Me and my mate came out of a shop earlier,to be greeted by a dog tied up that started barking at us. “Thats an ugly looking thing” my mate started,”what type of dog is that?” he asked. “I’d say cross probably” I replied. “How can you tell that?” he asked. “Easy” I said,” I booted […]

I left school with 2 A levels. One in Biology and one in metalwork. Ever since then I’ve been looking for a cat that needed welding.

Do Jellyfish have Jellybabies?

Has anyone else noticed the lack of stray dogs and abundance of kebab shops?

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? None, PETA will never change anything.

The police really are racist; they’ve just arrested a Panda under suspicion of killing that 17 year old boy in Norway.

My teacher said that tomorrow is a “bring in your dog” day. That’s cool but I’ll need a shovel for it.