Category: animals/insects

Earlier this year a woman was caught throwing a cat in a wheelie bin and today I found 3 flies and a wasp in one! What is wrong with society today?

I robbed a bank this morning. Got myself an otter and a couple of ducks.

My daughter was so upset when I got rid of her rocking horse. He’d just sit in his stable going back and forth and the vet said there was no cure for Equine Autism.

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he isn’t a chicken

Life insurance for cats Offer. Buy 2, get 7 free.

Two cows are in a field on a cold winter night. One cow says to the other, “I don’t know about you but I’m fresian”.

I’ve got twice as many Koi Carp in my pond today. I put it down to the Fish School Stimulus.

Picked up this hot chick yesterday, She was fresh out of the incubator.

Lightning. Sporadic disappointment for moths.

Why slaughter and incinerate livestock with foot and mouth disease when they could instead be redeployed to clear the world’s mine fields?

My pet turtle has been trying to break dance on it’s back for three weeks now.

Spider: Hi! I just finished eating all the flies, keeping away the ants, and drove away the termites…..sure! I’d love to read the paper…

When Meerkats use computers, do they get annoyed with pop-ups?

An undercover investigation at a dogs4us puppy farm has revealed some of the dogs are malnourished and scruffy. If the investigative team want to see some really scruffy growlers, might I recommend a night out in Skipton.

My girlfriend is like a dandelion, beautiful on a summers eve or on a winters night. And when i get bored of her i kick her and she goes into the air a few feet.