Category: animals/insects

My friend’s dog walked in and started hitting me on the shin with a big tree branch! He warned me his bark was worse than his bite.

I hate people that leave their dogs in cars. Especially when they just sit there barking at my kids the whole time I’m in the pub

My dog goes absolutley mental if he see’s other dogs on the television. So I can’t watch show’s like Crufts, Countryfile or Loose Women.

Watership Down. Youve watched the film Youve read the book Now eat the stew

I was over the park the other day and I see a sign that said “No dog fouling”. So I made sure I timed my tackle to perfection.

They say if you blow in a dogs face that it can’t breathe. Mine must be trying to commit suicide with his head outside of my car window.

Im going to encourage my cat to live a more active life by telling it that it died peacefully 8 times in it’s sleep

My six-year-old got savaged by two greyhounds last night. You can’t really blame the dogs – he has a hare lip.

There’s a big hoohaa about cloned cows getting into the food chain. To be honest, being able to tell one steak from another is not high on my list of priorities.

did you know that giraffes can clean there own ears with there 21 inch tongue! although Mrs.Giraffe had other plans for tonight

When I was in Primary School I was given the honour of taking the school Guinea Pig home. It took seven months and a nation wide search but I finally made it to Guinea.

A dog’s not just for Christmas ………. It’s for finding dead bodies when out for a walk

I took the liberty of milking my mates cow the other day. She took a while to start but made about a cupful of milk. I tasted some and it tasted good and fresh. After I finished the cup my mate woke up and I told him how nice his cow’s milk was. That’s when […]

I was watching my dog scratching earlier. I didn’t want to stop him but he was ruining my records.

Really happened: My daughter wanted a nameplate for her rabbit’s hutch. The woman in the shop asked, “What’s your little rabbit’s name?” My daughter said, “I haven’t a clue, but I call him Philip!” ——————— Worth a thought isn’t it?