My wife’s chihuahua took …
My wife’s chihuahua took a nasty dump on the carpet and I stepped on it. Now I gotta get a new one before she gets home.
Continue ReadingMy wife’s chihuahua took a nasty dump on the carpet and I stepped on it. Now I gotta get a new one before she gets home.
Continue ReadingA giraffe walks into a bar. The barman says, “You’ve got some neck coming in here.”
Continue ReadingBBC News ‘Utah highway shut after 20m bees escape from lorry’ Typical Americans, always super sizing everything.
Continue ReadingTook my disobedient German Shepherd to a dog shouter. It’s basically just an impatient dog whisperer.
Continue ReadingWhy did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he has guts.
Continue ReadingI couldn’t believe that on christmas eve I got another anaconda shoved through my front door. I really have had enough of these amazon mix-ups.
Continue ReadingA mouse walks into a music shop and asks the shopkeeper for a mouth organ. The shopkeeper says “Thats strange your the second mouse in here this morning asking for a mouth organ” The mouse replied Yeah – Thats probably our Monica!!!!
Continue ReadingSo many cats, not enough recipes
Continue ReadingMy sick dog brings all the bait I need to go fishing with. He’s a worm carrier.
Continue ReadingI noticed a mouse popping it’s head out of a hole from a skirting board in my bedroom , so I rang the Enviromental health Agency. The bloke arrived shortly afterwards I and we stood in my bedroom and waited for the mouse to appear , suddenly a Fish stuck its head out of the […]
Continue ReadingSnakes like to chew Wrigley’s
Continue ReadingWhat does a toothless budgie do? Succeeds
Continue ReadingBBC News: ‘New Mini-Species of Tiger discovered!’ So just a cat, then?
Continue ReadingI got fined 50 by the local council for feeding the pigeons in the park today. Next time, I think I’ll take Weight Watchers bread with me.
Continue ReadingMy new dog has a cleft palate,but he is highly intelligent, he already knows my name. When I get home he stands at the gate and shouts “Mark,Mark,Mark”
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