I noticed a mouse popping it’s head out of a hole from a skirting board in my bedroom , so I rang the Enviromental health Agency.
The bloke arrived shortly afterwards I and we stood in my bedroom and waited for the mouse to appear , suddenly a Fish stuck its head out of the hole and went back in again , I said “Did you see that Fish?”
And the bloke said “I’m here about the mouse Sir, we’ll deal with the Rising Damp later”.