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I just got my son a KFC B …
I just got my son a KFC Bargain Bucket for his birthday. Its great, all he can eat and something to play with on the beach afterwards.
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My 13 year old son decided to get his lip pierced without my permission today. He went behind my back while I was casting my pole.
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Isn’t it odd that the the human mind doesn’t register the the fact that “the” was used twice each time in this sentence?
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I saw a woman driving a van earlier and it had a sign on the back that read ‘How’s my driving?’ so I thought, I’ll call it for a laugh, Engaged.
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I’m on a health drive. I was going to walk but I’m too fat and lazy.
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Two weeks after we got married, and already we started having regrets. Or babies, as the wife likes to call them.
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Was on the train earlier when a guy got up and left his expensive new phone on the seat. I didn’t say anything and he got off, I went to retrieve my new phone. Before I could even pick it up it started ringing – ‘mum’ – I left the phone where it was. She […]
Continue Reading” wish I could grow some …
” wish I could grow some pubic hair, so freaking bad!” Justin Biebers remix of Travis Mcoys recent hit single…
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My girlfriend was flirting with everyone while we were on holiday in Belarus. The little Minsk.
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I spent my life’s savings on a disused goldmine. My friends keep having a dig.
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Shakespeare told his mate, “I’m going to stop writing plays, I’m going to concentrate on poetry instead. His mate said, “You’re just going from bard to verse.”
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‘I lost an innuendo tournament in the second round at the weekend. But at least I managed to knock one out.’
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My dodgy mate is charging people to see his trench, sand bags and gun turrets. I think its a front.
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Saw a headline in the news last week “police hunt missing criminal.” How is that a headline? Isn’t that just their job description?
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