My son’s science project, …
My son’s science project, about sound travelling under water, was a great success after a little help from me. Shame about his ipod though.
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There is nothing I like more than walking through the door, kicking off my shoes, taking off my work uniform and collapsing onto the sofa with a nice cold beer in front of the TV. Which I dare say is what led to me losing my job at DFS.
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My job is to test strong painkillers orally. All in a daze work.
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If you don’t like the way women drive, get off the pavement!
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Surely it is time for the old saying “best thing since sliced bread” to be replaced with “the best thing since in private browsing”.
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My job is to sort out prisoner’s letters and packages, or blackmail as I like to call it.
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The Higgs Boson jokes bandwagon… who hasn’t Lepton?
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They’ve put up a set of monkey bars in my local park. I think it was a poor decision on the part of the local council. Children keep getting harrased by drunk monkeys now.
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Two babies are in a pram together. “Are you a little girl or a little boy?” the boy asked. “I don’t know” the other baby replied. “Let me check” the boy giggled. So the boy went under the covers and came back up after several minutes. “Your a girl!” the baby proclaimed “Your so clever, […]
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I bought some pig swill off a farmer on ebay that made all my swines ill. Had to give him bad feedback.
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I’ve heard they’re developing a new high budget game called Diarrhoea, but Its super secret and they wont give any details out. I really hope it gets leaked.
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A religious nut I know told me that my idle thumbs are the Devil’s playthings. I guess my uncle was the Devil then.
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My wife tried to buy something online yesterday. ….Anyone knows how to get a credit card out of a floppy drive ?
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Headline in the sun ‘NIGHT STALKER ATTACKED ME WHEN I WAS IN LABOUR’ advice to all women out there vote conservative
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The lonely woman’s shopping list Wine. Ice Cream. Batteries.
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