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I love my new apple produ …

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I love my new apple product for fishermen, the main use is to put worms on the hook. It’s called the iMasterBait, my wrist is a little bit sore from all the use I got from it though.

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E will be the end of me. …

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E will be the end of me.

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muslim leaders: in betwee …

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muslim leaders: in between the call to prayer at the mosque why not shout out the latest savings at ASDA?

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Anglo-Saxon, that’s about …

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Anglo-Saxon, that’s about as multicultural as I am going to get.

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Hey Vegetarians! For ever …

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Hey Vegetarians! For every animal you don’t eat, I’m going to eat three.

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‘It’s like ten thousand s …

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‘It’s like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife’ That’s not irony, that’s a prison canteen

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The price of owning a fau …

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The price of owning a faulty jetpack is going through the roof.

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I always seem to cry at W …

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I always seem to cry at Weddings. Especially the one I went to yesterday when the Vicar said, “I’m afraid your Bride hasn’t turned up”.

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Facebook Places. Taking t …

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Facebook Places. Taking the risk out of burglary.

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What’s the difference bet …

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What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest? A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off.

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As it is the festive seas …

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As it is the festive season I gave 2 quid to a homeless midget and he thanked me in French. I’m always grateful for small Merci’s.

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I am in the army and my s …

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I am in the army and my sergeant said to me, “I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning!” To which I replied, “Oh, thank you very much, sir!”

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There are II types of peo …

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There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don’t.

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I wanted to be a politici …

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I wanted to be a politician and give power to the people. But the nearest I could get was to be an electrician.

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I just asked my friend if …

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I just asked my friend if her baby likes Aptamil 1… She said she doesn’t have Sky.

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