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I love my new apple product for fishermen, the main use is to put worms on the hook. It’s called the iMasterBait, my wrist is a little bit sore from all the use I got from it though.
Continue ReadingI love my new apple product for fishermen, the main use is to put worms on the hook. It’s called the iMasterBait, my wrist is a little bit sore from all the use I got from it though.
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Continue Readingmuslim leaders: in between the call to prayer at the mosque why not shout out the latest savings at ASDA?
Continue ReadingAnglo-Saxon, that’s about as multicultural as I am going to get.
Continue ReadingHey Vegetarians! For every animal you don’t eat, I’m going to eat three.
Continue Reading‘It’s like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife’ That’s not irony, that’s a prison canteen
Continue ReadingThe price of owning a faulty jetpack is going through the roof.
Continue ReadingI always seem to cry at Weddings. Especially the one I went to yesterday when the Vicar said, “I’m afraid your Bride hasn’t turned up”.
Continue ReadingFacebook Places. Taking the risk out of burglary.
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest? A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off.
Continue ReadingAs it is the festive season I gave 2 quid to a homeless midget and he thanked me in French. I’m always grateful for small Merci’s.
Continue ReadingI am in the army and my sergeant said to me, “I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning!” To which I replied, “Oh, thank you very much, sir!”
Continue ReadingThere are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don’t.
Continue ReadingI wanted to be a politician and give power to the people. But the nearest I could get was to be an electrician.
Continue ReadingI just asked my friend if her baby likes Aptamil 1… She said she doesn’t have Sky.
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