Author: qjoq.com

I recently lost my son. Toys R Us sure is a big place. Not that I lost him there, he died last week of AIDS. I just thought the size of the store should be acknowledged.

I read a modern variation of the Hansel and Gretel fairytale. It was still sort of grimm.

I was running naked on the beach for a dare and found a stash of money and drugs. That was a lucky streak.

Women’s genitals are not a “Phenomenon”. They’re just “For nommin’ on”.

Local News: Man’s body found by tree… … and is now promoted to Chief Detective Tree.

My insomnia is so bad I should be thrown in prison for resisting a rest.

I’ve been struggling for weeks to think of a Fishing wordplay joke. I just need someone to throw me a line.