My friend has just got a …
My friend has just got a new job as a radiographer. I can’t wait to tune in and listen to his show.
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Women are like bank accou …
Women are like bank accounts, heavily in the red every month!
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Why is it that you suddenly turn into a comedy genius when the sickipedia screen says “slow down there tiger you have to wait 59 minutes to post another joke”?
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I watched my wife as she flipped it one more time, to make sure it was evenly done on both sides. “That’s much better honey,” I said “now let’s try parking without rolling the car.”
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Why do 1,2,3,4,6,7,8 and 9 hate 5? Because 5 is mean.
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Cannibalism. Putting the “EAT” in “DEATH”.
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Imagine not being able to have kids. Personally, I can’t conceive being infertile.
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My local petrol station had a letter stolen from its sign last night. They’re sending out an Esso S.
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. It.
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Has anyone else noticed the ‘Brain’ named itself?
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I met a bloke who illegally harvests peoples’ organs. Now there’s a man after my own heart.
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I clean my house with Clearasil. The place is always spotless.
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A hot wine waitress poured me a drink earlier, She gave me a semillon.
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is stroking himself over Hannah Montana. Oh! Sorry, I saw the amount of terrible jokes and thought I was on Facebook.
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My argumentative family all sat down together for a game of Bukaroo earlier. It only took a couple of minutes for it all to kick off.
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