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Stone vs. iPhone 3G: Ston …

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Stone vs. iPhone 3G: Stone (40,000 BC)- MMS: NO Video calling: NO Video recording: NO Changeable memory cards: NO Touchscreen: NO iPhone 3G (2008)- MMS: NO Video calling: NO Video recording: NO Changeable memory cards: NO Touchscreen: YES

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I finally found an honest …

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I finally found an honest mechanic. He honestly doesn’t know how to fix anything.

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I’ve heard that supermark …

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I’ve heard that supermarkets waft bakery smells around the store to subconsciously encourage customers to buy bread. I can only conclude that my local Lidl supermarket is trying to encourage its customers to buy toilet rolls!

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If I was any more street. …

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If I was any more street… I would be homeless

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I got a phone call from a …

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I got a phone call from a woman last night. She said, “I’m carrying your baby”. I said, “That’s impossible, I haven’t got a baby”.

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You know music’s bad when …

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You know music’s bad when parodies are better than the original.

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I’ve just got some of my …

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I’ve just got some of my hair dyed, it was the highlight of my day.

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A man walks into a bar an …

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A man walks into a bar and says, “Ouch!” The barman asks, “What did you say that for?” The man replies, “I heard it in a joke once.”

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English grammar? That’s a …

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English grammar? That’s as easy as counting two three.

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I was at a funeral early …

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I was at a funeral early on today, though sad as it was there was lots to do and even a band to celebrate their send off! I’d say I had a pretty eventful mourning

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If men say, “There are pl …

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If men say, “There are plenty more fish in the sea”, do women say, “There are plenty more fisherman”?

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A girl who I had a huge c …

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A girl who I had a huge crush on at school just smiled as she walked past me in Tesco struggling with her trolley. I was going to go and ask her out, but I didn’t want to push it.

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My wife tells me I don’t …

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My wife tells me I don’t understand pausing for effect.

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I think I just saw Damon …

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I think I just saw Damon Albarn on a motorbike. Not sure, it was a bit of a blur.

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My son had a charity non- …

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My son had a charity non-uniform day at school yesterday. I thought I’d get him to emulate my look. I can’t believe the school frowned upon black steel toe capped boots, turned up jeans, a white vest and red braces.

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