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I walked up to the cheese counter in Asda last week. I interrupted him and he had to start again.

I made a Freudian Slip once. It was so popular, Anne Summers commisioned me to design a range.

There were 3 possible burial sites for Osama Bin Laden. CIA only refer to these sites as A, B and C. Apparently he was buried at C.

I was just chased by a group of vegan satanists. Must be the children of the quorn.

Cataracts – You don’t see them anymore

I was out with the mates last night. We each dropped a rohypnol at my place for a laugh.

This is the best way to stop a disobedient German dog…. Hands down

I was paralysed from the waist down after eating a lemon slice. I’ll never buy anything again from Mr Kripling

I managed to get the most magnificent bird to come to my house the other day. I think it was the trail of breadcrumbs that did it.