What is a shorter name fo …
What is a shorter name for a metal detecting enthusiast? A virgin.
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I had to leave the army b …
I had to leave the army because my childish commanding officers kept getting me in trouble. Major Look and Major Stare.
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I love the Americans’ sense of humour. After killing bin Laden, they announce that the world is now a safer place, but that a terrorist attack is highly likely.
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Force feeding pig meat to Muslims: It puts the ham in Mohammed.
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I do wish people would stop posting Osama jokes, this site’s really been laden with them.
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People that walk their dogs around children’s parks are not fooling anyone.
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I like to monitor and record my progress down the local gym. I did great this morning – I almost reached the door!
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I was told it was traditional to wet the babys head by having a few beers. Little lightweight puked on his first pint.
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My next door Neighbour’s Daughter said that when she gets older she wants to marry me. I was touched. A few minutes later, so was she.
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A good sickipedia joke needs to meet two requirements. 1. It needs to leave them wanting more. 2.
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Any-one else think you’re just pushing your luck if you name your child “Little Johnny”?
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I’m a con artist. I like to paint pictures of people who get hustled.
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Lost my virginity for a Dollar today. Shouldn’t have bent over to pick it up.
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It was a bit pointless teaching my dog how to sit. No sane person will trust a rottweiler to look after their children.
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If you’re a Frenchman in the bedroom, then what are you in the bathroom? European.
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