What is food waste called …
What is food waste called in America? Salad.
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I hear that Muslim extrem …
I hear that Muslim extremists were planning to attack early morning National Rail train journeys in retaliation for Osama’s death and a ‘more dangerous’ follow up to the 2005 Bus Bombings. Experts warn it could be as soon next year before they end up on a train and not a bus replacement service.
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Cash Converters: The modern day Robin Hood.
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My friend Mike picked up a retired Army tank from a military auction last week for 20. He really does drive a hard bargain.
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Why do birds fly south in the winter. Because its better then walking.
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In love, you go to bed early. In marriage, you go to sleep early.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
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My friend is really depressed at the moment with his job working at the Fanta factory. Iv been told he just stands at the end of the production line and doesnt talk to anyone…. I dont know what to say to him. He just keeps bottling things up.
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I recently went to a TV survivalist’s barbeque. Thinking i should help out a bit i approached the stove ready to do a bit of cooking when Ray Mears jumped out and said ‘don’t do that, Bear Grylls’
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I used to go out with an incredible Indian girl, she was Amay Singh.
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I was doing one of those online quizzes to find out how dominant I am. But I just couldn’t Submit.
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I went to see the doctor and he said, “Your drinking and smoking is going to cause you to have a slow death.” I replied, “Good, I’m in no hurry.”
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If my ceiling fan could hold my weight…… I’d never be bored again
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I thought that people would think I was a bit sad when they found out that I spend hours correcting the grammar and spelling of other people’s posts on Sickipedia, but so far everyone has looked impressed when I’ve told them I right jokes.
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What’s the difference between Elton John and Blackbeard? One is famed for plundering booty, and the other is a pirate.
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