After being stuck for 10 minutes behind a tractor, weaving left and right, flashing her lights and honking the horn, My wife finally got up enough confidence to over-take it., Now if she can only find a way out of the field we can go home.
Continue ReadingMy wife says I’m a real cracker in the bedroom. A quick tug, a little bang and joke that no one laughs at.
Continue ReadingThey say 1 in 5 people are Schizophrenic. I’m still in two minds about who it could be.
Continue ReadingI live in a really small village where everybody suffers terribly with head lice.. It’s a close nit community.
Continue ReadingI had a meeting with my job advisor today. “Where have you applied for jobs?” He asked “I tried the local bookies,” I said. “Any luck?” “Yeah, I won a tenner on the 3:15 at York,” I replied.
Continue ReadingMy dad’s cement business is on the skids. I told him he should sell it before he goes bankrupt. He won’t though. He’s too set in his ways.
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between the sun and Sickipedia? The sun only goes down once a day.
Continue ReadingI wanted to do something really original for Sport Relief, but just ended up doing something that’s been done a million times before. I changed channel.
Continue ReadingI’ve been trying to research my family history, then I found a web site that does it all for you. It’s simple just enter a few personal details and… ….Bob’s your uncle.
Continue ReadingMy parents tried to put me off becoming an archaeologist. They said there was no future in it.
Continue ReadingI am interested in buying a caravan. However, I cannot find the one that goes with my car. If anyone owns a caravan with the license plate ME08 PSD I would like to buy it from them.
Continue ReadingI would go on a diet but I have a lot on my plate
Continue ReadingI have just seen a young girl on a sledge She said “can you pull me?” I said “proabably, but I’d have to be extremely drunk”
Continue ReadingMy son is doing a school project on battery farming and he asked me for some help. I know nothing about it though, I thought that batteries were man-made.
Continue ReadingLuckily for current pop artists that the Sickipedia ‘Merge’ feature isn’t used on the charts.
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