Author: qjoq.com

The butcher in our town has been there for thirty-eight years. He is known as the master butcher. The blacksmith has been there for six generations. He is known as the master blacksmith. The baker has been baking bread all his life. He wants to be known as ”John”.

I was in town today when a local copper started shooting at ethnic minorities… That’s PC gone mad.

I went home the other day to find my girlfriend sprinkiing salt over her head . . . The next day I found her trying to roast herself in the over . . . She’s nuts that girl

I asked an army man for advice, but he was too general.

I would tell you why my new book has 5000 chapters but it’s a long story.

I think that my daughter is becoming sick. She just doesn’t seem to be settling well in my stomach.

I took this Chinese girl home last night called tien tee She was dynamite in the bedroom