Author: qjoq.com

There was an explosion at the drill factory where I work. Everyone was in bits afterwards.

My Nan was complaining about her new television today… “I’ve plugged it in and the screen is blank, nothing!” She shouted. “That’s not on” I replied.

I put a gimp mask onto a police animal. I was arrested for perverting the horse of justice.

Yesterday I shot a little girl, held her under water for 5 minutes then hung her. I love the euphemisms of being a photographer.

BBC NEWS: Ex-player Parks at top of Everest. Obviously played for a ladies team.

Dieting is wishful shrinking.

I told the Inland Revenue I didn’t owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.

I got an answering machine today but I think it’s broken. I’ve asked it loads of questions and nothing’s happening.