It’s all well and good pe …
It’s all well and good people praising Gareth Bale, but has every one forgotten that his mum puts cats in bins?
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I Keep getting threatening messages off someone on facebook called “Scrumpy Jack”!! I hate cider bullies!!
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I went to night school, so if you ever need to know if its night ask me.
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I dig holes and fill them with water. It’s well boring.
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SICKIPEDIA TOP TIP: To allow yourself to vote your joke up over and over again, simply move the mouse over your joke and then hold down Alt and press F4.
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“Do or do not, there is no try”. Yoda didn’t last long as our rugby coach.
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When I was young my dad always made me sleep with a teddy. I think he owed him money.
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Last year my wife was furious that I missed her birthday, and insisted that in future I should plan at least two months in advance. Well it’s her birthday in 8 weeks time, and I’m pleased to say I’ve already bought her her present. She’s going to love these flowers.
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Ive been writing a report about my compulsive masturbation. I came to the conclusion.
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I don’t know why people always want black people to leave the country. Think about it, how many policemen would be left without jobs?
Continue Readinghypocrisy |hipkris| noun …
hypocrisy |hipkris| noun ( pl. -sies) the practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one’s own behaviour does not conform; e.g. forming a website by changing the ‘w’ in ‘Wikipedia’ to an ‘s’ and adding a ‘c’, then complaining about duplication, plagiarism and copyright theft.
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The left side of the brain is responsible for speech….mind you it would say that wouldn’t it?
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I really love covers of Michael Jackson songs. The 15 tog “Thriller” quilt is my favourite.
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I got some cream from the doctor today. Which was strange because he wasn’t really my type.
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Whatever you do, don’t drink the varnish. It’ll be a sad end – but a beautiful finish.
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