Author: qjoq.com

I was tossing and turning all night last night. I work nightshift at a pancake factory.

Wheelchair-bound bank robbers. They won’t get away with it.

My doctor said I have ADD. So he precribed me with SUBTRACT.

A detective was stabbed at a robbery in a bookies today. I’m trying to find out the odds of that happening.

I was tapping some quavers on the piano earlier and I thought, “I wish I’d have bought Monster Munch instead.”