If I get my cat chipped, …
If I get my cat chipped, does that mean it can eat dog food?
Continue ReadingAuthor: qjoq.com
The government’s committe …
The government’s committee for dealing with emergency events is called “COBRA”. With a name like that, I bet they meet up in a treehouse, have a ‘No girls allowed’ rule, and give each other codenames like “Nighthawk” and “Big Dog”.
Continue ReadingMy wife said she’s leavin …
My wife said she’s leaving me because i always say the opposite of what i mean. I hope she doesn’t, i love her!
Continue Reading‘Every picture tells a st …
‘Every picture tells a story’. The picture up in my house, tells me how bad security is at the Khalil museum, and that Van Gogh’s painting is not worth 32m.
Continue ReadingHow Did The Dinosaurs Die …
How Did The Dinosaurs Die? Well, after they ate everything on Earth, they dug deep into the ground to search for food. Sadly, they became trapped in their own holes, which is why their skeletons are found underground today.
Continue ReadingMy overweight girlfriend …
My overweight girlfriend really wanted to go on the swing at the park today, I repeatedly told her not to. She couldn’t be swayed.
Continue ReadingLand fill is rubbish. …
Land fill is rubbish.
Continue ReadingMy Spanish girlfriend won …
My Spanish girlfriend won’t let me have a threesome. It’s strictly Juanita time.
Continue ReadingAfter my girlfriend dumpe …
After my girlfriend dumped me my mother told me there’s plenty more fish in the sea. To cheer myself up I went swimming and ended up pulling a mussel.
Continue ReadingGirls that are afraid of …
Girls that are afraid of the dark. That’s a turn off.
Continue Readingsky news;Man Caught ‘Smug …
sky news;Man Caught ‘Smuggling’ Bear Out Of Russia. cant wait to see that episode.
Continue ReadingYou know you have been sp …
You know you have been spending too much time on Sickipedia when you hear “a finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat” and your mind starts to wonder.
Continue ReadingI was going to post a jok …
I was going to post a joke about chemistry but I was afraid of getting a bad reaction
Continue ReadingMy electric toothbrush ca …
My electric toothbrush came with the warning “Do not charge while turned on or battery may explode”. I don’t get why charging my toothbrush while brandishing a raging hard-on is going to cause an explosion.
Continue ReadingWhich king of England was …
Which king of England was the easiest to persuade? William the Concurer
Continue Reading