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I was telling my mate, “My son became like a vampire when he reached his teens.” “Why?” he asked. “Is he a pain in the neck and sleeps all day?” “No,” I replied. “Hes dead.”

A mime artist witnessed me rob a bank. I had to give him half to keep his hands shut.

This Sod guy must be pretty powerful.. Everybody knows about his law.

“I’m so sorry about the wait, sir.” said the waitress. “That’s all right, you don’t have to apologise for being so fat.” I replied

Greece are zeusless

I couldn’t sprint at school, I was more about patience and endurance. Which benefited me in the long run.

I went to an improve your spelling course at the college and on the door it said ‘PSUH’ I thought, “Hmm, that’s a bad sign.”