I walked into a clock sho …
I walked into a clock shop and said to the owner, “Are you some kind of wind-up merchant?”
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I smashed open my piggy b …
I smashed open my piggy bank earlier. I’ve just about got enough in it to buy a new piggy bank.
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Dry stone wall building… a grown mans Tetris
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Time for a paradox.
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Shall we have a Twitter strike as well? Just harnessing the momentum? “What do we want?” “More than 140 characters” “When do we want it?” “N
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I eat an apple every day. The wife’s a doctor.
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“I bet if he could do that, he wouldn’t be telling me to stop.”… thought the Dog.
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My wife left me because of my obession with Queen, Another one bites the dust.
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The minute I caught my wife in bed with my boss I thought straight away pay rise for me
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My mate said to me, “I was playing with your mum’s flaps last night! Haha!” I said, “Why is that funny, and what on earth were you doing underneath her car?”
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My wife asked me, “Are there are any better ways of finely cutting cheese than with a knife?” I replied, “I could think of grater things.”
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All my friends are wondering why my exciting jet-setting, globe trotting, celebrity lifestyle has come to an abrupt end. Thanks a bunch ‘Facebook Places’.
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Just went out and bought the new PS3 game, in which you develop a Persian country’s economy by finding vast resources of oil and gas. Qatar Hero.
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I had to ground my son earlier. He won’t mess around with electricity again.
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My father’s been talking to me from beyond the grave. It’s nice, but why does he insist we meet in the cemetery?
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