I can’t believe I was suc …
I can’t believe I was such a mug in my younger days. If only I’d taken PPI insurance on all my loans and credit cards, I reckon I’d be a millionaire by now.
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Where do all the Ethiopia …
Where do all the Ethiopians live in England? Nuneaton
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If my memory serves me well, I find myself wishing it wouldn’t.
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When I was born my mother must have thought I was a real treasure… Cause she tried burying me several times.
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Kim Jong-un promises a new clear future for North Korea. Oops, spelt nuclear wrong.
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I remember watching the news when 9/11 happened. At that time, at the bottom of the screen it said, ”LIVE IN NEW YORK” No, im not going to, I like were I am now and especially not when theres things like that going on.
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My wife is in a bit of a pickle. From what I can gather that’s the best way to preserve her.
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Kodak files for bankrupcy due to negative growth.
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Up escalators, they won’t let you down.
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Someone’s facebook status yesterday was, “I need some farmville friends.” How about you start with just friends for the moment.
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I was playing tag with some kids in the park. I was “it”, So I was chasing them. I was just about to tag a little girl, Which is when you came around the corner Officer.
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I’ve just caught my daughter playing double dutch with a really long piece of spaghetti. “Stop skipping meals!” I shouted.
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I didn’t think my mate would make me get up and paint my entire body with Tipp-Ex. But he did. I stand corrected.
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Do Korean restaurants serve “German Shepherd’s Pie”?
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My nephew convinced my mother-in-law that the “L” hand sign on the forehead meant “I love you”. I just can’t bring myself to ruin his joke.
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